Hello, hello, hello, hello, I don't know why I'm whispering or talking sexy.

I guess I'm trying to seduce you into my podcast.

Come on in.

Come on into my podcast, The Harlan Highway.

All right, you're in. I did it. It worked. You've been seduced. Hi, I am the seductress Harlan Williams here, your host, your seducer.

Welcome to the show. Oh, what a tasty show we have today, just tasty tasty just buffet delicious. We're going to the Olympics

okay we're going we've been having such a good time with Charles Parsley live at the

London Olympics we are going back for another amazing sporting event

there today. Never know what's going to happen. We're going to be discussing

your smiles. Do you smile? And how long does your smile last?

Interesting topic. Let's see where this one goes. We're going to be taking some of your phone calls today, some

of your brilliant and some of your retarded phone calls, and then Jack Nicholson

is dropping by. He did a he did a wonderful movie a number of years ago called

because of Smith or waiting for Smith or something like that and he's going to be here

reading some sentimental wonderful letters for us from that movie

Just a great time right here on the Harlan Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

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