445 My Dog Humps More Than I Do

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Every week we try to give back, and this week we're giving back by offering our best FREE pet-training advice. We're answering all your animal questions from pillowfucking to tampon-eating dogs. In other news, my mom is constantly showing up on my phone's background and humiliating me. She gets a little upset that she wasn't invited to my pancake party. I'm also seeing a butt doctor. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! KIKOFF – Improve your credit score today! It's super easy! Apply in minutes at www.Kikoff.com. AFTERGLOW – Enjoy porn you can learn from. Use code XOSEXTALK and get a seven-day free trial at xoAfterglow.com BLUECHEW – It's Boner Time! Try BlueChew FREE for a month when you use our promo code SNEAKY at BlueChew.com (just pay $5 shipping). Check out our Pleasure Podcasts recommendation, Sluts & Scholars! ❣️You can view this full episode in video form by going to our YouTube channel. A special huge thank you to our wonderful videographer/editor/producer, Dale! Join our sparkling new Sneaky Freak chatroom on Discord! Just visit: https://discord.gg/jJZqkUw3dV. To gain exclusive access to all our Discord channels, join us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Grab some Sex Talk w/ My Mom swag at sextalkwithmymom.com. Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.0	Nope.
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0:55.9	unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest. This is a high-risk investment and you should
0:58.5	not expect to be protected if something goes wrong. You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
1:03.1	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasure podcasts.com. I went on a date. I opened my phone, a picture of my mom.
1:11.3	Who's that?
1:12.0	That's my mom.
1:12.7	Oh, there's another picture of my mom.
1:13.9	It looks like I'm fucking dating you.
1:15.9	It's so weird, kids.
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