474: God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

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🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 110 minutes

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This week, we go back to where it all began; the God's Not Dead franchise. Specifically, the fifth installment, God's Not Dead: United We Stand, in which David AR White defends Christian Nationalism with the tried and true argument "that's not Christian Nationalism!"
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0:00.0	David A. Or White now does a what, three and a half, four minute monologue like, I don't know, man. I started as a kid and I made the Jesus man movies and then I made a bunch of like kind of family films and now I'm here and you're all Nazis.
0:20.0	And we weren't Nazis. I swear we didn't start out as fucking Nazis and I'm a Nazi.
0:27.0	Why am I a Nazi, Martin, why don't you sound
0:30.0	Chinese anymore?
0:32.0	She could be kids. Fucking Chinese anymore.
0:35.5	She cooking kids man! God awful movies!
0:39.5	Movies! movies.
0:56.5	Welcome back to the gam-cast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because you don't want boring answers at the high school reunion. I'm your host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back.
1:02.1	David A R the fuck white yeah so
1:06.3	excited David Abigail Robinette white saying saying Obama Biden.
1:14.0	The man who inadvertently inspired this show
1:17.0	and truly sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend
1:21.0	Eli Bosnick.
1:22.0	Eli, how are you this fine afternoon sir
1:24.7	Fantastic Noah let's do this thing came full circle didn't it so tell us he
1:28.6	what will we be breaking down today We watched God's not dead, whatever the fuck number, United
1:37.2	We Stand. It's the story of accidentally releasing your Christian Wright propaganda movie
1:44.3	with a big debate scene at the end.
1:48.6	During the perfect moment of sad, stupid failure by Donald Trump. It's moo
1:55.0	Oh perfect every time the whole third act is debates. Yeah, it's so. We could not have forced them as masters of a simulated universe to make a more embarrassing
2:09.6	plot for their
2:15.0	lot, truly, think of, try to think of a thing that we could have forced them to make their movie about,
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