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Imagine how epic your cremation will be if you swallow a bag of popcorn kernels right before you die

That would be fucking late. I'm a pop it just starts popping and you stomach about that

That's fucking pretty fucking you'd make that guy's day is burning you know

He fucking pulls you out of the oven. There's this fresh popcorn there

Imagine if that was the way you died

You just popcorn explode. No, no, no by cremation by eating a bunch of popcorn kernels and then suffocating to death

But it would be in your throat. There was one time that I was I was going to a red sausage game with my dad

And we had both gotten high beforehand and we were at a barbecue place in Boston and I for the first time ever

I experienced

What I thought was like the actual feeling of like really choking where I thought something was wrong

Hmm, yeah, we're at a situation where you're where you feel like the world is like you're like oh shit

I swallowed a whole cherry tomato and completely blacked my windpipe. So yeah, so it was like I was eating like corn

Not popcorn but corn and it was like and it must have been something about you know when you're high

Like it's swallowing is sort of like weird or so. I don't know what you'd swallow like the whole copper

I've had like a pen. What did you swallow the whole copper? No, I was like I just had a like a I just

Just eaten a lot of corn very fast and I was like I was eating a lot of corn very fast

I was struggling to breathe in the moment, but then I recovered then it was but it was very scary in the moment

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