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Welcome to this episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

I'm your host Anna Whitehouse, the founder of Motherpucker,

and I'm joined by my best friend in the house, just in the house, not in the world.

Just in the house, that's nice. It's Polly Hazardwood.

Molly Hazard, indeed. Hello. So I've been getting what can only be described as an influx

of middle-aged American men from Ohio saying,

hey baby, hey baby, I'm really into you know, et cetera, et cetera, like love bombing me on...

Where? Where? On Instagram.

Why are they all from Ohio? I don't know. What's happening in Ohio? I know. I'm not

questioning it. I'm, you know, a girl's got to eat.

Okay.

I mean, you've had a pretty full plate for a while, let's be honest.

But sure, sure.

Okay, what have the Ohio men got to offer?

And I thought about responding to one.

Why? No, but just as a joke, because you know, it's a bit like these, obviously, they're not real accounts. And it's a bit like those chain letters you get, you know, where people are like, also dramatically need 5,000 pounds.

And if you respond, it's quite funny how far they'll go.

I would so get, like, sucked in by that.

I would not have a clue that somebody was trying to...

You would not transfer 5,,000 to a random person,

so they need it.

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