Bonus Episode! Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park pt 2

DnDnD

Moorpark Media

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.9 • 813 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

In the final part of our one shot adventure, new heroes Alodar, Arden, Barnaby, Lilo, and Müpagroop draw ever nearer their certificates of participation from Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park. Will Alodar find love? Will Barnaby find a third boring beverage, perhaps skim milk, to enjoy? Will Müpagroop add some more beautiful eyes, forever staring, to her magic staff? Will Lilo's coworkers ever accept her for who she is and not see her as "Lilo, you know, from accounts payable?" I mean, sure, she could maybe make more of an effort in the break room, but these people aren't really her friends, you know? They're just people she has to spend time with while she does her job. It's just random chance they share a coffee machine and calculation toad. Calculation toads are rare after all. Maybe she will reconnect with something out here. She loved numbers once. Maybe she can love them again. Maybe. Maybe she should finally quit. Maybe she should have moved to the city with Gregori all those years ago. Maybe things would be different. Will Arden ever get a bathroom break?

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Previously on D&D and D.
0:01.6	We're not going to be recording today a canonical next episode in the main storyline, where we left off.
0:11.2	Because we can't remember.
0:12.8	Welcome everyone to Durango Steel Eyes' excitement and team-building excursion park.
0:18.3	Thank you.
0:19.9	Wait, what race is Mike's character?
0:22.2	I'm a short person.
0:25.4	No, I am a hill dwarf.
0:28.6	Okay.
0:29.1	Oh, a hill dwarf.
0:30.5	And Chelsea, what is your lady?
0:32.5	Oh, I'm a mountain dwarf.
0:34.6	Oh, so we got two dwarfs, a gnome, a high elf, and a half elf.
0:38.8	Yep.
0:39.4	Not a human to speak of.
0:41.1	We're just a bunch of assholes, huh?
0:42.9	Excuse me?
0:44.1	Who's going to be piloting the gondolas?
0:48.0	Oh, your guide for this.
0:49.8	I can't do it because I only have one eye.
0:52.2	And your guide's name will be, and she checks a manifest of some kind.
0:56.8	She looks back up and she says, Leary!
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