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Caravaggio Ep 7 of 8: A Baroque'n Man on the Run (Part 1)

ArtHoles

Michael Anthony

Comedy

4.9971 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

In a post-Nooch world, a comparatively short period in Caravaggio’s life is jam-packed with a comparatively large amount ludicrousness, so the finale is now a two-parter.What do you do when you’re on the run for murder? You create some of the most important western art of all time, obvi. Plus, you keep acting like an asshole, because you literally never learn.Caravaggio’s road to redemption is a joyful, nostalgic romp through Europe. It starts with a bribe, veers offtrack due to another Johnny Testicle incident, then gets back on track... until it’s interrupted by a church organist and a pirate gun. Because why wouldn’t it. Also, there’s stuff about art. @artholespodcast

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0:00.0

Welcome back to ArtHoles everybody. My name is Greg Roldolante and this is the

0:14.9

podcast about art and art history, but it's more about living in a place in time

0:19.6

when nobody's decisions make any sense and everybody as a walking fiasco with someone who has absolutely no

0:26.1

background in any of these topics except about being a fiasco. We are on the finale of the Caravaggio series, sorta.

0:35.0

I had to move the goal line a bit on this one.

0:38.0

What was supposed to be the final episode is now a two-parter.

0:41.0

This has actually been a helpful learning experience and if you're

0:44.8

listening to the show as this episode goes out live, my apologies that you had to go

0:48.7

through the growing pains with me. Here's what happened. I foolishly assumed that everything after the

0:55.0

Nooch's murder could be wrapped up in one episode and once my note started to

0:59.2

push two hours I had to break it up, mostly for my own sanity. I'm starting to realize that the upper limit of my well-being

1:06.1

when it comes to the episode length is just about an hour and once the episode goes over an hour

1:10.8

the whole process compounds and things start to get quite a bit squirrely.

1:15.2

So we are in the finale of this story, and even though the finale is now two episodes,

1:20.5

I would say that generally it's still helpful to think of this period in Caravaggio's life as being almost self-contained.

1:27.0

And while we're dealing with comparatively a much

1:34.0

happens,

1:35.0

happens, there's so much crazy shit that's coming.

1:38.0

Before this,

1:39.4

Caravaggio's life has been a series of evolving events

1:42.4

and people and artistic developments, but from here

1:45.4

on out there's one bit of context and commonality that makes this part of his life distinctly

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