4.3 • 710 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | George Carlin is famous for the seven dirty words on television routine. |
0:04.8 | I was working for him on the George Carlin show, which was a sitcom on Fox, |
0:08.6 | and so I was the stage assistant. |
0:10.3 | So in essence, I was George's assistant for the year. |
0:12.5 | He's like, I literally made it up in like 10 minutes, like drunk out of my mind. |
0:16.1 | And all I do is was trying to come up with the funniest sounding dirty words. |
0:19.3 | And he goes, and that's the definition of profanity in America today. |
0:22.8 | Something that I came up with drunk out of my mind at like 3 a.m. |
0:26.9 | Fantasy football happy hour with Matthew Berry, served by Applebee's. |
0:33.9 | The majority of my good ideas have happened when I am drunk out of my mind at 3 a.m. |
0:39.7 | If you think I said, sure, let's put Jay Croucher on the show, sober at like four in the afternoon. |
0:45.6 | You were sadly mistaken. |
0:46.8 | He is Jay Croucher, the head trader for points bet. |
0:49.4 | I am, of course, Matthew Berry, and this is the fantasy football happy hour served by Applebee's. |
0:55.0 | Full row of jerseys behind me. |
0:57.3 | We got some, we got a Jamar Chasin. |
0:59.0 | We got an Austin Eccler. |
1:00.4 | We got a little Cooper Cup. |
1:01.7 | We got, Chad Pennington somehow still managed to get in there. |
1:06.0 | But Josh Allen, a little Jonathan Taylor action. |
1:09.0 | A little Matthew Barry one. |
1:10.3 | Mark Andrews, there's a Matthew Barry one. |
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