E192 North Korea Pleasure Squad Ends The World - IMPAULSIVE EP. 192

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It’s true — Kim Jong Un faked his death so he could have mountain orgies with his harem of sex slaves. The world is coming to an end, and probably for the better tbh. Christopher Columbus gets decapitated and turns out Winston Churchill was a bit of a dick. ALSO: today we lose a member of the Maverick House...

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0:00.0	I heard that when the minds made what we know as the modern day calendar thousands of years ago
0:05.9	I heard that they were off by eight years. Oh, no, it's 2020. Do you all remember what year the world was supposed to end?
0:13.2	2012 21st, 2012. Yeah, it's not a thing about. I'm just a guy. That's all I am. I'm a guy.
0:19.4	What are we humans, right? Okay, but why? Because that's what we've been told. No, it's
0:31.4	what we don't have to be. No, we do have to be. Guess what? What if we're not? What if we're
0:35.8	to life? What if we're just life energy gathered in an atomic frame? That's what we are. That's what we
0:40.8	are, but our specific subspecies of life. Because someone told you you subscribe to that system-driven
0:50.0	belief, but here I am to tell you defund the humans. Defund humans. Are we defunding people?
0:58.8	We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should think. We should. We
1:02.3	will real search and find out who people really are. And if you're evil, you get we are taking your money.
1:06.9	Defund. Defund the humans. Welcome back to Impostor. We're going to go on podcasts in the world.
1:11.5	If you're a bad person watching the show, come for you cash. Here we are. You had another episode.
1:15.9	We're going to talk about things today as usual. So if you're not subscribed, hit that
1:20.0	subscribe button, approaching episode 200. And on the last podcast, a lot of you commented
1:26.0	that we should have a special guest on. A lot of you wanted KSI. You guys wanted the KSI to
1:30.1	come on the podcast. So we heard you. Ladies and gentlemen, KSI. We're at where 192. Oh, sorry.
1:37.1	Eight left to go. But I tweeted at him with the eyes. And I said, uh, nothing.
1:44.9	I just tagged them. And it looks like he's down. I think he responded. Okay, this account doesn't
1:50.0	exist. We're just running to issue. Wait a second. Somebody defunded you. Twitter.
1:56.2	You're not having great luck with this. Wait, hold on. Why? Why?
1:59.9	This surely his account does exist on Twitter. This happened with Ariana Grande too. Not you, KSI.
2:05.2	Maybe that's not the same. Maybe isn't it just at KSI. I don't know. I don't think so. Okay,
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