E546 Sand Hands

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Theo is back with a solo episode to talk about his Thanksgiving plans, going to see SNL live with Bill Burr hosting, and why he has issues with Ticketmaster. He also responds to some of your voicemails, and calls his brother Zeff. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Morgan and Morgan: If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/ThisPastWeekend Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com/ or email them at [email protected] ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/ Producer: Ben https://www.instagram.com/benbeckermusic/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know, sometimes I put on them nighttime underpants.
0:06.0	You know what I'm talking about.
0:08.1	Because who sleeps naked, baby, a criminal, that's who?
0:11.1	Not I.
0:12.6	Tommy Johns, that's what I'm wearing.
0:15.4	I like Tommy Johns.
0:16.5	I like them male negliges they got for you, them underpants, because they smooth. You can feel them
0:23.3	and they feel good. God, you can't even believe you're feeling yourself when you got them T.Js on,
0:29.1	baby, them timid gents. God, they feel so good. I want them on right now. I'll put them all over
0:35.8	myself. What I love about him is the waistband isn't
0:39.1	super tight on them. Some underpants you get them the waistband so tight. So I have one sip of water and
0:44.4	then I got to go pee-pee. I don't like doing that. Tommy John lets you feel comfortable and casual
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1:07.6	That's 30% off for a limited time. Excuse me. That's 30% off for a limited time at Tommyjohn.com
1:18.5	slash T-H-E-O with code Theo. See site for details. All right. Good day. Good day. How are you? How are you? How are I? How are us? Good to see everyone. Good to be here with you happy thanksgiving happy november happy existence
1:48.0	you know that's something as well um this year went baby this year that thing is this year was just
1:58.4	hooked to a dang laser beam.
2:03.4	I feel like, what was that?
2:08.7	You almost had to slow down the film and even remember the summer.
2:11.9	It was just fast.
2:17.6	This thing was just a, this took the HOV lane this year.
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