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Ebony and Irony

Starburns Audio

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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This week, Bunny and Monét discuss the effects of doing drag on the body! Then, Caitlyn Jenner is all for the "Don't Say Gay" bill. After Jojo Siwa was not invited to the Kids Choice Awards, they discuss if some kids are too young or if teaching early helps to break down stigma!. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeans come here!

0:30.0

I'm fit to print, get ready

0:33.0

We're gonna talk some shit

1:00.0

Hello, buddy. I'm enjoying your company with a nice, look at this beautiful glass of black tea.

1:17.0

I was about to say, you're in L.A. It's a little early for the Vino.

1:22.0

No, no, it's some black tea. I don't like coffee. I'm not a coffee drinker. I like tea.

1:28.0

Yeah, because he just says like water. Coffee just says like coffee just like dirty water.

1:33.0

It does, but caffeine is a drug and sure does help you poop in the morning.

1:39.0

Everyone, oh my god, that is literally Naomi and Plasty like a bunch of the girls on tour.

1:44.0

Like when we'd be on the tour bus, whatever city we would get into at like nine o'clock in the morning,

1:49.0

they'll find the nearest Starbucks, get a coffee so they can shit on time so they can start getting ready.

1:56.0

Well, honey, on those tour buses that don't have toilets on there, like a certain promoter,

2:01.0

it's like, girl, you should have seen them laugh at me because we would, you know, you start pulling up to the venue

2:07.0

or you start getting into the, you turn off the highway and you start going to the venue

2:13.0

and you, you know, your bowel start moving because you can tell from, you can tell

2:21.0

when you're not just shooting down the highway, when you start making lots of turns,

2:25.0

you mean the venues there, nearby, but then you get into the city and there's lots of traffic

2:31.0

and you've had a cup of coffee on the bus and it's like, and I'm not going to verify this,

2:36.0

but it was said that in St. Louis, I was once seen one morning when we were right there

2:45.0

going off into a bush to number two.

2:49.0

Oh, a bush, you shit in the bush?

2:52.0

What?

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