Scientific American now says that Western science did not recognize the existence of two sexes

until the late 18th century. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, oh,

clavin, you marvelous merchant of mirth, your combination of hilarious satire and shattering good

looks just makes me want to forget my marriage vows and do you as if we were some sort of wild animals.

And okay, maybe only some of you are thinking that, but the point is, no, I'm not making this up.

This clap trap was actually asserted in a series of tweets from Scientific American, which was once

a respected magazine that explained the latest theories and discoveries for the improvement of

its readers and is now a pile of shiny pieces of paper covered with markings. The resemble words,

but are actually meaningless symbols representing the images created by random electrical activity

in brains that have been rendered fatally defective by a catastrophic collision with an American

university. These meaningless symbols when translated into something like English say the following,

quote, and I swear to heaven, this is a real quote word for word from Scientific American,

quote, before the late 18th century, Western science recognized only one sex, the male,

and considered the female body an inferior version of it. The shift historians call the two sex

model served mainly to reinforce gender and racial divisions by tying social status to the body,

unquote. Now, of course, this is not entirely fantastical, politically inspired, fall the role.

Historically, there were some men who considered the female body inferior to the male,

but the popularity of this idea declined after God wiped most of them off the face of the earth

by raining fire and brimstone on Sodom and Gomorrah. In an ancillary tragedy,

Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt, which meant Lot's food tasted better,

but there was no one to cook it for him. Lot ultimately became a laughing stock when he would

settle into his armchair shouting, Hey, honey, don't forget to put some salt to my sandwich,

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