Exposing My Athlete Roster (Boston Edition)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Join Alex as she returns to her college town of Boston and enters a full state of regression as the memories from her athletes past flood in. A failed date with a Patriots player? An NHL player with the largest curved penis known to man? Alex is here with her BFF Laren to spill all of the hilarious stories from her college days in Boston. These two don't hold back – they share their own Boston shenanigans, including a trip to Planned Parenthood and Alex's not-so-fun encounter with chlamydia. The girls answer some questions from Daddy Gang and discuss how to handle age gaps in romantic relationships, how to have a conversation with a co-dependent friend and what it actually means if your boyfriend won’t go down on you (cough cough…he’s a misogynistic fuck). Prepare for an absolute ride that takes you on a journey down Big Al’s Boston athlete memory lane.

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper. I literally cannot believe where I am right now. I haven't have me. I'm like shaking. many memories soon. I'm in Boston. I just got off a plane from
0:17.9	LA and I cannot believe I didn't understand where they booked the hotel, you guys,
0:27.1	the amount of sex.
0:28.7	I've had this.
0:30.1	I'm just kidding, but this is really where I perfected the glock so just be grateful.
0:35.0	Okay let's go inside. I'm dying.
0:39.0	Thank you. Oh my God.
0:42.0	When is the last time you were here?
0:44.0	Okay, the last time I was here was I think, I think like literally five years ago.
0:48.0	So this is like a bar that is giving me serious, I wish I could say who, so...
0:52.0	Who's now that is the first place I ever went and met him
0:57.2	and I really was like to my friend who has to have sex with him.
1:00.1	He's so hot that's where it all happened. The memories that I have from this place are like shocking.
1:06.0	Like I'm like I'm like I'm like regressing and I feel like I'm almost back in college right now. Isn't this fucking sick?
1:13.4	It's so cool. Yeah, like me in college, I could never like I would so out of my league here.
1:18.8	I have so much I have so much to say.
1:21.6	Lauren just sex me.
1:23.0	Lauren's in the room right now.
1:25.0	Everyone's probably like,
1:26.0	Lauren's always with you.
1:27.0	We cannot separate any time I'm traveling.
1:29.0	I'm like, how is she not going to meet me
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