Hannah Berner: Al Dente Dicks & Faking Dirty Talk [VIDEO]

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Join Alex in the studio for a chaotic and hilarious catch up with Hannah Berner. Hannah and Alex discuss their approach to drinking this summer, blacking out on reality TV, and getting rejected by Bucky The Mascot (iykyk). The girls dive into the concept of al dente dick, weaponizing astrology to scare off men at the bar and Hannah shares her sex move that guarantees an orgasm. Alex reveals the wildest things she’s ever stolen from a hookups apartment and the girls give a PSA on why water is not in fact lube. This episode is unhinged and hilarious girl talk - get ready to giggle your ass off. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:10.0	Hannah burner welcome back to call her daddy. This is incredible because you
0:16.0	did not have to have me back. No bitch you did not have to. I was just thinking
0:19.9	about this I think you Lauren and Harry are like the most reoccurring gas I've ever had on
0:26.6	Colorado.
0:27.6	I've never had... Well that was my only goal in life.
0:28.6	I know.
0:29.6	I was to be a regular on Colorado and I was like, but this... I do have to say it feels like a family
0:34.2	reunion whenever I come on I know everybody that's not watching so Hannah
0:38.7	texted me and she told me that she wanted to give me a heads up that she would be wearing
0:45.6	jorts out of respect out of respect to which I said thank you because that does
0:49.1	shift the energy completely I'm going to be honest when I think of jorts for women I think of jorts that are just like kind of the color of like my jeans like what's like Stasi wearing like hot cute jorts yes yes yeah we didn't go that direction.
1:02.5	You walked in, I said these look more like floods
1:05.6	where your pants are literally just like too short for you.
1:08.5	I look like I stole a kid's pants and put them on.
1:11.8	But, Hannah, I'm gonna have to get a video of you because to be fair.
1:15.0	Do you guys have video on this pod?
1:17.0	Yeah, this is the camera.
1:19.0	I love how I thought for five seconds you were being serious.
1:22.0	I was like, yeah like yeah we look into the
1:23.0	camera well also this is a thing about me that I learned in college I have a long
1:26.3	torso and nubby legs I didn't know that I didn't know I had short legs
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