and said, no obla says spaniol and everybody goes,

oh, and I said, you're oblo Chingasos.

And that means I speak with my fists.

And so everybody rose up and started going crazy.

And like the whole crowd was like,

ah, and the guy runs over and just fucking clocks me, dude.

And I just fall down, I get back up,

I start beating on him, like I'm not even hitting him hard,

but then that was just, that was it.

That was everybody's excuse.

And then the whole crowd just floods over

and just starts kicking the shit out of this guy.

All right, what up, your little sausages.

Look, Steven's here.

He just told me the craziest story off air,

but he's filled with stories.

Okay, so the reason why he's on the podcast,

I texted Abbie, I said, hey, I need someone,

we need someone on the podcast.

We want crazy stories because we've had influences,

but they're all kind of wishy-washy, you know, we suck.

Boring, we suck.

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