Stop everything you're doing! The Help Hotline is back! It's going to be different in this series.

Instead of asking you to call us, we're going to dial out to all sorts of people throughout this series

to help them with their problems. G William, who have we got on today's episode?

In today's episode, Jordan, we have the very lovely Jessica Foster Q.

Foster Q. Yes. Great name. Jessica Foster Q, she's really funny.

It's when there's a line forming for a tin of beer. Foster Q.

Yeah. Hey! Five! Check you out being a massive lad.

Thanks very much. Yeah, Jessica is a comedian. I'm looking forward to this.

She's also been nominated for the Best Comedy Award at the Edmund Broughringe Festival,

which is marvellous. She does a podcast called Hoover in, which is about food.

I'd be great in. Yeah, I'll be honest. I do think that was about vacuum cleaning.

I thought this is the place I can go finally for a view as to whether a melee, a

seaboe, or a dice and is the best. Yeah, because actually Hoover's...

The answer is melee, just for those that want to run a rinkers' dice and there's only one level

of suction and you can't change the dice. Who has a brand name? We're not allowed to say it on BBC.

Really? I might say vacuum in, but I'll never say vacuum in. I'm going to move her.

Yeah. Right. Should we, uh, come on. Should we dial her up? Let's dial her up.

Hello, Jess. Hello! How the Dickens are you? I'm pretty well-thanks, actually. Pretty, um,

I've been pretty fine, Fettel. Oh, good. That's a nice old phrase. I've not heard that in ages.

I'm Fettel. I know. Do you think it's quite midlife crisis of me, I think, as a 36-year-old woman

to start using language like that? I just think it makes me sound like a nice young Dickensian child.

I like it. When I used to work behind a bar of felice, I used to say it to me. I used to give him a pint.

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