Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 8- The Pitch

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Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Breuer talks with the manager of Five Finger Death Punch and pitches many funny ideas for shooting a video together! Also, in a segment called, "Dear Metal Mike"-fans write in with their problems for Metal Mike to solve. He's the METAL Dear Abby and he gives hilarious advice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Mori Morlin Morrison, here to tell you Geico has more than just great savings.
0:05.2	Much more.
0:06.0	Geico's been around for more than 75 years, back when they were using Morse code.
0:10.3	Sorry, that's just my sense of humor.
0:12.6	What's more, with Geico, you get 24-7 access to license agents on the app, online, or over the phone,
0:18.6	so you can talk to them at night or in the morning so forever
0:21.9	more just know that no other auto insurer has more more than Geico more power to
0:26.7	you Geico expect great savings and a whole lot more dude let me tell you something
0:33.8	I really enjoyed talking to Howard just being in the background, being the
0:37.9	greatest drummer of the greatest rock band ever. I have to say, huh? This guy's amazing, huh?
0:45.7	Have you heard this guy's fucking rendition of fucking Dio? Holy shit, huh?
0:51.7	Do me a favor, Howard, when you're fucking insane.
0:55.0	Fran, just stop by.
0:56.2	James is getting old, you know,
0:57.7	and some of the old shit he can't pull off.
1:00.4	I'd love to have you on stage and do some creeping fucking death, huh?
1:06.3	Hey, fuck off, guys.
1:08.3	I'm the city, Prince of Darkness,
1:10.4	and I get the first thing.
1:12.2	If I want fucking Howard Jones,
1:14.3	I'll fucking grab Howard Jones.
1:16.4	Don't forget it.
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