My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

On God. Sometimes you just got a let shit go.

I mean shit call me Elsa. Why am I calling you Elsa? Hello frozen. Let it go. Let it go. No.

You didn't get it. We don't got daughter. Just say dead ass. We know. Yeah. We don't be watching that shit. All right. Dead ass.

Hey, I'm Cadeen and I'm devout and we're the Ellices.

You may know us from posting funny videos with our boys and reading each other publicly as a form of therapy.

Wait, I make you need Derby. Most days. Wow. Oh, one more important thing to mention. We're married. Yes, sir. We are.

We created this podcast to open dialogue about some of lives most taboo topics. Things most folks don't want to talk about through the lens of a millennial married couple.

Dead ass is a term that we say every day. So when we say dead ass, we're actually saying facts. 100. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

We about to take billow talk to our whole new level. Dead ass starts right now.

Sometimes when it's time to let things go, it'd be hard for you to let it go because it's people you love.

For example, everybody knows my brother Brian is my best friend. Yes.

I retired from the NFL in 2000. Who went to Denley. He graduated from college in the same year.

So we moved back to the apartment together. We were living together. It was almost like we were the odd couple.

I hadn't lived with my brother since I was 18. He was 16. And at that point, we couldn't live together.

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