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My job is not just entertaining, but to explain about what happens in days like today.

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Rates one, stocks zero.

That was the score of today's game, and it terrified the bulls.

Because if people are going to sell stocks every time long-rates creep higher, as they did today,

we could be in for a world of her.

The House of Pain.

And that's in today's session sure looked like where the Dow dipped the 178 points.

The SB lost 1.11% in the NASDAQ,

plunged 1.89%. It's really nasty in that NASDAQ, and it crushed lots of well-known stocks,

but the selling finally got to all those speculative nuke and quantum computing stocks that I've

warned you and told you to sell. It's not too late to do so. I repeat it, it's not too late to dump what you and I know are garbage stocks.

Why did higher rates pulverize so much of the good part of the market today?

And why do some stocks escape the gravitational pull?

The laggars that came to lead today.

First, the cause of the decline in bonds and that dastardly rise in yields

wasn't anything

catastrophic, thank heavens. We get a lot of surveys thrown at us all the time. One of them

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