Motherfuckin' mini episode, mini episode, Motherfuckin' mini episode, Yup, yup, yup,

there it is, there it is, another cat there, welcome, ladies and gentlemen to another

Motherfuckin' mini episode, mini episode of my mama told me the podcast where we die deep,

deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove the theories

that you, the listeners, have at home, come on, I'm excited, I'm excited to hear from

you, I'm sick of fuckin' hearing my own thoughts, they're miserable, they're sad, sad

thoughts, oh, I fall apart every day thinking about all the things that are happening in

my world, I got in a bit of hot water this week because I tweeted something silly about

Will Smith and apparently people were not pleased with my take on his struggle with throwing

up after sex, they didn't, they didn't like what I said about him and a lot of people

are calling me a snitch and telling me that I should die of fiery death because I made

fun of that billionaire, but you know, it'll go away, right folks at home, it'll, it'll

simmer down and I'll be able to just talk my shit again, probably not, I think I'm moving

past the point where I get to just shoot blindly at celebrities because for some reason

people are treating the things that I say like news, when, in fact, I'm a goddamn idiot

and none of this should be treated as news because I just wanted an excuse to say pussy

poisoning and isn't that a fun, a fun little phrase pussy poisoning, if we can find a

way to squeeze that into our day more often, I think the world would be a better place,

that's my personal take, but who am I, I'm your host, that's who I am, I'm your host

Langston Kerman and I'm excited because as, as we do with all many episodes, we dig into

the vaults, the emails that I get sent from you, the listeners and this one's a fun one,

this one actually comes all the way to us from Rwanda, that's right Rwanda, never been,

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