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Something Rhymes with Purple

Sony Music

Arts, Education, Comedy

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Time to don your toque and get cozy in your bunnyhug Purple People because today we are beginning our North American tour and our first destination is Canada, Ey! We’ll warm up with a steaming bowl of Poutine followed by a double-double and a few Timbits as we get on the (etymological) road stopping along the way at Newfoundland and the ‘Capcity’, Ottawa. Talks of Newfoundland lead Gyles to share stories of his ‘most magical, musical’ evening at the theatre seeing a show about the island but that’s not before we have a triple Canadian name drop and discover that Gyles himself has Canadian blood! Susie’s dendrophile nature is perfectly placed to explore the wilderness of Canada but it’s the ice hockey that has her sharing a long lost dream of performing a deke on the ice. We’ll take a small trip with the mounties before settling down for a Jiggs Dinner for a couple of Twoonies and a bit of cloffin by the fire. We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: [email protected] We currently have 20% off at the SRwP official merchandise store, just head to: https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple Want even more purple, people? Join the Purple Plus Club by clicking the banner in Apple podcasts or head to purpleplusclub.com to listen on other platforms' Don’t forget that you can join us in person at our upcoming tour, tap the link to find tickets: www.somethingrhymeswithpurple.com Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week: Cloffin: to warm yourself by the fire and to warm the back of your legs specially, that is Brabbag Exlex - An outlaw Fysifunkus: One with no curiosity at all Gyles' poem this week was 'Variations on the Word Love' by Margaret Atwood This is a word we use to plug holes with. It’s the right size for those warm blanks in speech, for those red heart- shaped vacancies on the page that look nothing like real hearts. Add lace and you can sell it. We insert it also in the one empty space on the printed form that comes with no instructions. There are whole magazines with not much in them but the word love, you can rub it all over your body and you can cook with it too. How do we know it isn’t what goes on at the cool debaucheries of slugs under damp pieces of cardboard? As for the weed- seedlings nosing their tough snouts up among the lettuces, they shout it. Love! Love! sing the soldiers, raising their glittering knives in salute. Then there’s the two of us. This word is far too short for us, it has only four letters, too sparse to fill those deep bare vacuums between the stars that press on us with their deafness. It’s not love we don’t wish to fall into, but that fear. this word is not enough but it will have to do. It’s a single vowel in this metallic silence, a mouth that says O again and again in wonder and pain, a breath, a finger grip on a cliffside. You can hold on or let go. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

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Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit

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because your wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps and heath and you get to the top

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and you're like, and then you can see the breath but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

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Something that's...

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Welcome to something rhymes with purple.

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And today we're in a state of high excitement because we're feeling the global metric.

1:18.0

Though purple people phenomenon. There's a fan run Facebook page, a new social media for purple, Twitter, Instagram, maybe soon TikTok who knows.

1:28.0

Purple genuinely is as gone global.

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So we're starting a new series where once a month we are going to go global and travel to a different place around the globe.

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And today, Suzy did, we are off to Canada and specifically Ottawa, the capital of Canada.

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Now Suzy, you're in Oxford, England at the moment. Have you ever been to Canada?

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I have. I went when I was about 13. I had just done my exams.

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And we went to visit some relatives that we had over there near Toronto.

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