From Donkaster with Love, Yorkshire yesterday, Stanford Bridge tonight, my kitchen sandwich,

nicely in between, Danny Baker's hair, still euphoric after fine wind from Millwall, no doubt.

Quarky, honestly, I fake up again.

Well, it caught more than Liverpool have done in the last recent history, but do you know

what, there's a very low level of excitement, my friends?

I don't know if they're coming blas-eye, or we're just, you know, waiting for the inevitable

or something.

We talked before the draw.

We were very excited when I saw them beat Everton.

No, yeah, that's the thing.

That's the thing.

But as soon as you beat Wimbled, AFC Wimbled, it was not exactly a giant hit, is it?

Yeah, with all due disrespect to AFC Wimbled.

But it's, the game's the thing.

And after the game, when you do get a draw against AFC Wimbled, you think, okay, never

bound to go out against him.

And there's just something inevitable but tonight we're going to get Swansea.

You know, and Swansea would be-

Who'd you want?

Well, if you want a big one, you want to see what you think, actually, we can go, all the

way, yeah?

We're going to get a big hit, Crystal Palace.

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