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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep and away yes I am wait or no you are no makone yes yeah you are you are all right let's start the show. And then, and then, did you know that Delaney has a prison tattoo on her finger?
0:18.0	Delaney, you went to prison? She's a prison tattoo on her finger. Let me see.
0:22.0	What does it say? No, it's just, it's. the prison tattoo on her finger. Let me see.
0:23.1	What does it say?
0:24.1	No, it's just, it's a stick and poke.
0:26.9	A stick and poke.
0:27.9	Yeah, so.
0:28.7	That's what Bobby calls a sex life.
0:30.4	Stick and poke poke. Because every girl, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, no, no, no, no, no, it's not sticking.
0:38.0	Asian have a shopper penis.
0:40.0	That's not going to negative.
0:43.6	It's going to positive.
0:44.8	Did something happen though?
0:46.3	I can't, yeah, no nothing.
0:48.5	Well, I have to go to Winnipeg.
0:49.6	I'm thinking about that.
0:51.2	We're one morning.
0:52.0	For Tom's thing?
0:53.0	One show at Tom, yeah.
0:55.0	Winnipeg.
0:56.0	Do you know where that is on a map?
0:58.0	It's probably...
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