Welcome to Fitstock Radio. Happy June.

Teeth. I guess the day this comes out as June 21st, which I believe is the first day

of summer. So you got Father's Day, June, Teeth, first day of summer, all land right now,

maybe longest day of the year. That was always the joke that black people made about black

history month is why it got to be the shortest month of the year. Well, here's the longest

day of the year for June Teeth. Big celebration of my neighborhood is a park that had a

Juneteenth celebration yesterday. It was colorful and amazing and loud and fun. And it

was Father's Day. So my family hoisted me up on their arms, on their shoulders and

their arms and gave me a very nice Father's Day. I got breakfast in bed, which was avocado

toast with fried eggs and red chili flakes, just the way I like it. And then some presents,

a grill scraper, which is like such a hacky Father's Day gift. But I guess it was a hint

that the grill needs to be scraped. And then they sent me off to get a massage at a place

that I'd never heard of in Marina Del Rey. And I went down and the woman, the masseuse,

seemed very nice, a little bit on in the years, a little bit up in the weight. And she

started some massage. And she tells me to keep my underwear on, which I don't like that.

I want you to get on that ass deep. I want deep oily round circles on my buttocks. That's

where all the fucking pain is. That's where all the stresses get it out. What am I wearing

underwear for? What are we doing here? What are we afraid of? I'm not going to do anything.

Just get on that ass. So she starts by getting up on the table and she starts walking on

the backs of my legs. And I'm like, sweetie, that ship sailed. You are a buck 60 easy. And

fingers like a dock worker, like calloused, dry, not enjoyable fingers at all. And then

she walks on my back. And I swear to God, I was fucking. And the thing is you don't want

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