This is Frank Skinnah. This is Absolute Radio.

Hello, this is Frank Skinnah. I'm Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

And don't text us, please, because I have to admit that we're not live.

I mean, we can pretend or we like, but that is where we fall down.

And you can follow us, however, on Twitter and Instagram, at Frank on the radio,

or of course, as ever, you can email us via the Absolute Radio website. Try that.

Hello. Morning. Hello, boys.

Hey, you're doing it's nice to hear from you guys, etc.

Thank you.

Alan and Emily remain faceless voices to me as I sit in my bedroom,

but we're almost there. We're almost, I think, the studio looms.

And doing the show live and again, I am very excited about it.

Now, the producer, whose job it is to partly to sort of keep things tight on the show.

Oh, I know. Here we go.

Yeah, no.

Tell me that I left our readers on a cliffhanger, not last week, but the week before.

I'm sorry, tempting. Now, as soon as I hear not blah, blah, but there's something before,

I think of, did your dad ever say to you when you were a kid or your mom,

not last night, but the night before two Tom Katz came knocking at the door?

No, we had three wise monkeys.

Did you? Well...

No, we normally got not last night, but the night before two alcoholic actors

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