There has been a crime in the workplace, and Tim Dickie, the man in charge has to figure out

what the hell is going on. He's got to investigate. He's sitting down with everybody. Anybody that's

heard or potentially saw anything, he's sitting across from them because all of these people could be witnesses one day.

And they all tell him the same thing.

Well, everyone talks about them having an inappropriate relationship.

Hmm, okay.

I see.

I mean, have you seen anything with your own eyes?

Or is there just a rumor that you're hearing from everyone, your peers?

Well, I've heard a lot from a lot of

others that they're dating. It's pretty clear, though, that she has the power and she favors him.

He barely puts in any work and he gets all the rewards. Honestly, it's a pretty gross,

massive power imbalance to say the least. Another person tells Tim Dickie along the lines of,

I've heard that they met up after hours, that they have these secret meetings in the night

in her car. It's all very hush, hush. But the worst part is, I've heard the rumor that

she's actually pregnant. Others say that's not even the worst part. It actually does indeed get worse.

They say that they've heard rumors that sometimes he would stand behind her desk and she would

pretend to go under her desk to look for something. Oops, I dropped my pencil, crawl down there,

and in front of everybody else in the room, she would, quote, touch his stuff.

Not to mention some of the notes found in her desk that he allegedly wrote, one just reads,

you're sexy. Another reads, I want you. Let's smash. Six feet long. Whatever that means.

The witnesses' statements are pretty consistent,

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