We were in the drive-through.

I had to do some driving errands, and I was like,

OK, I'll take her with me.

And as a reward for being good or whatever,

I was like, OK, we'll go split a frosty together.

So we're in the line, and she looks at me and she says,

Dad, what is that sandwich?

And it's a huge poster of a blown up baconator.

And I'm like, well, that's just like a really big hamburger

with a lot of bacon on it.

And she says, who is that for?

It's too big.

It's got too much bacon and too much meat.

That's true.

And so she fixated on it while we're in the car,

but we get home.

Then she wants to tell her mom about it.

And at one point, she conspiratorially whispers to me,

you would take a huge boat after eating that.

That's all?

And she looks around the table.

She says, wait, Dad, you're big.

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