Tips On Butthole Bleaching w/ Jordan Jensen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 148

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/Chaos dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo Get 20% off your Advent calendar at kiwico.com/advent with promo code CHAOS. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook are better together.
0:07.0	Take hands-free selfies which automatically sync to your Chromebook, ready to edit, and access
0:11.5	recent chrome tabs across both devices.
0:14.0	The new Galaxy Z Flip5 and Chromebook, better together.
0:18.0	Available on Sky Mobile.
0:20.0	Bluetooth and internet connection required.
0:22.0	You must be signed into the same Google account on both
0:23.8	your phone and Chromebook.
0:27.0	I got a brand new hour of stand-up material.
0:29.8	December 7th and 8th, I am in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys Comedy Club all those
0:33.8	shows are sold out so thank you to the good Mormon people of Salt Lake City
0:36.8	Utah December 9th at the Paramount Theater in Denver Colorado is all but sold
0:41.0	out it's like 95% sold out so you can get the last remaining tickets go.
0:45.0	Then big ones, January 12th in San Diego at the Magnolia Theater, El
0:49.4	Cahoon, California, and the big big one January 13th at the Wiltern in Los Angeles that is historic iconic venue if you're in the Los Angeles area Southern California area come out and see that show
0:59.8	I'm doing my hour I'm gonna be filming my hour like a month after that so and then I'm off the road
1:04.8	for close to a year so and then February 2nd in Nashville at the Rhyman another historic venue
1:10.3	and then February 3rd at the Warner Theater in Washington DC and I end it all
1:13.6	February 9th in Reno Nevada at the Grand Sierra Resort I've never been to
1:18.1	Reno but it is very close to the state capital Carson City Nevada so I'm
1:21.5	definitely going to go and I will legally have sex for the prostitute.
1:26.9	Carson City, Conair. That's it. Yeah.
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