Hi, I'm here for the interview. Ah, now, this would be the pre-pre-interview.

I'm sorry? You see, we need to make sure we have the right candidates to take part in the next stages.

Oh, how many stages? Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview, and then, of course, the bleep test.

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