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And he's off once again to Mar-a-Lago. Tough week for you, huh, Donald? You can't handle the heat

so you're vacationing again in Mar-a-Lago.

You're going to play some golf, Donald? Let's talk about the five things that you did this week,

huh? I'm going to recap them right now. Number one, you tank the stock market and the entire

American economy. Number two, you falsely claim Honda was building a new plant in Indiana to try to

cover up for the fact that you tank the stock market in the entire American economy. Number three,

you flip-flopped on tariffs again. Both Canada and Mexico stood up to you and you back down

and now you have a new deadline for the tariffs, April 2nd and you're super

serious, uh, this time.

Number four, you suggested that the stranded astronauts could fall in love.

Then you flew to Florida to go golf after you sent a message to Hamas saying,

Shalom Hamas, and that all hell was going to break,

Rousse, if they didn't release the hostages,

which you threatened to do back on February 10th,

and then which you threatened to do before that on January 7th,

you're all bark, no bite, Donald,

and everybody knows how pathetic and weak you are

and how in any given moment you're going to change your mind. Tariffs today, tariffs tomorrow,

you panic and you fold like the coward that you are. Here's a very simple graph, Donald, if you're

playing along at home, you make stupid decisions,

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