All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back in Tennessee. Happy Hump Day, Trump Day. We did it, Joe. We made Kamala Indian again. We can set our clocks back to two genders again. And let me just say this right at the top here. The following is not suited for all advertisers. This is not going to be an e-rating for everyone to watch this podcast. I know that there are some people out there that are immediately calling for unity.

I hear your calls, and I decided to send them all

to voicemail for the next hour because we are going to have

some fun. We are going to unburden

ourselves from what has been.

So welcome back to Candace.

I'm going to be Happy Janet Jackson day. When you see a Janet Jackson, you better thank a Janet Jackson. You better

thank a Janet Jackson. I mean, is it weird that I'm also kind of partly sad a little bit,

like just a tiny bit sad? I said to my team, where do we go from here? Who are we? Who am I?

I don't know who I am. 42 million downloads across 24 episodes of the Kamala Chronicles. That is not a joke.

42 million downloads we had. You guys were listening. You were sharing. And I just don't know

how I'm going to exist outside of just like, you know, wanting to know who she is and getting

to the bottom of it. And suddenly her genealogy is completely irrelevant. I'm sad. I'm sad. I hope Trump makes her an assistant or something so I can still

keep looking into it. Look, we already know what the media talking points are going to be.

What the media talking points are about her loss. It's because she's a woman. It's because

she's a woman of color. And I just want to stop everybody right there. Okay, because

what did America actually vote no to? Okay, well, we voted no to Hollywood, voted no to race

baiting. We voted no to sex baiting. We voted no to the my body, my choice, bizarre public,

satanic ritual that it became of women pretending

that the only thing that we have ever cared about, the only thing that has ever mattered

has been our right to murder our own offspring. I mean, that got weird. And I say this as somebody

who's actually quite harsh on conservatives on the topic of pro-choice versus pro-life,

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