Thank you. Well, good morning, my friends, and welcome to the worldwide broadcast of the Ted

and Austin Brower Show, bringing you the latest world news and health research.

Hope you guys are having a terrific weekend today.

I hope you guys had a terrific weekend.

Hope you're having a fantastic Monday going into the week strong here.

And hope you guys are enjoying the podcast updates we have on thebrower show.com,

including all the new ones from last week.

We did a lot of interesting articles last week.

I love these pictures that Mike puts up.

They're very interesting.

Actually, we used to just have still photo of me and dad up there everything, and it was just...

We've got two funny stories to tell you.

Okay.

What's your funny story for this weekend?

I mean, dinner last night and a nice restaurant, and they had some kind of pasta with some type of beef.

Some type of beef?

Oh, we're going to get on to that second.

All right.

So I said to the waitress, I said, what is this miraculous pasta with beef that you have?

And they have some strange name.

She goes, oh, that's a version of our

artificial meat it's soy wow there was no beef it was it was so it pasta and so I looked at

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