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All right, for the last month, Garbagemen in Birmingham, England, they've been on strike.

And as you'd imagine, trash on the street is piling up.

But aside from being unsightly, the trash is attracting the local wildlife, namely rats.

Now, in addition to freaking people out, rats are leaving behind droppings.

And sure, that's not ideal, but when an animal leaves behind droppings, it tells me that

the poops aren't that big.

Dogs, for example, they don't leave droppings.

Dogs, they leave turds.

All right?

That's an entirely different game.

That's why you're asked to clean up after your dog. In particular, we would like you to pick

up after your dog, after pops a squat, in the lobby of our office building. That was the case on

Friday here. Someone's dog took a crap in the lobby. But as we discovered this morning, our building is a turd magnet.

Early this morning or at some point over the weekend, a human being took advantage of our

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