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The Archers

09/04/2025

The Archers

BBC

Arts, Drama, Performing Arts, Fiction

4.28.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Ed tries to look on the bright side, and Pat finds herself accused.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why would anyone want to steal a toilet?

0:05.0

If they think they can get away with it, they'll get away with it.

0:08.0

But this isn't any old toilet.

0:11.0

This is a solid gold toilet, worth nearly five million pounds, stolen from a palace.

0:17.0

A solid gold toilet has been stolen.

0:20.0

Police are trying to flush the robbers out.

0:23.0

It's a tale of security failures, ruthless robbers and missing millions.

0:27.7

Crime next door, the golden toilet heist.

0:30.4

Listen first on BBC Sounds.

0:33.9

BBC Sounds, music, radio podcasts.

0:43.2

You're listening to Wednesday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4. Music Mom?

1:01.0

What are you doing up at this time?

1:05.0

Thought you might be having a lie in,

1:06.6

as you've not got to...

1:08.8

Where are you off to? Going up to the veg garden.

1:12.6

I've got to get my second early's in the ground and sew some more carrots.

1:16.6

How about you?

1:18.6

Well, I'm just going to price up a job over in Darrington.

1:21.6

I'll put back in a couple of hours, see how you're getting on.

1:24.6

You don't need to.

1:26.6

I'm quite capable of planting a few

1:28.6

taters. I know you are. Coming back anyway to see to the Texels, so, uh...

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