The Well, hello, my friends, and welcome to the worldwide broadcast of the Ted and Austin Brower Show, bringing you the latest world news and health research.

Good morning.

It's a great day, Austin.

It's a good day.

I got to pray for you guys this morning.

I mean, it's been a hectic day this morning.

But you know what?

We're ready to go.

I got some pretty good news stories.

You notice I'm sweating a lot because it's 98 degrees and 100% humidity outside.

Get you a towel.

It's ridiculous.

I had one earlier. I got to find another one. You haven't even worked out as well. I've been run around all morning since 6 a.m and it feels like you're walking around us like a steam room with gnats with nats. Don't forget the nats water moxins. Yeah. Yeah. That's it's fun. I ever tell you I got to tack my water moxen twice. I know I was there for some of them one of them. Yeah. Let me tell you this story this story I was I was a little kid and there's a canal between Lake Marianne and Lake Jesse and we

lived on this canal it's like a mile long and a board of our property line and there

was a basically you know a water mocks is swimming there on the on the on the white stuff

like they actively do yeah and I saw him i was i was out there with a shovel

and a sickle trying to clean out the side of the canal to keep the water moxins out i was like 12 14 years

old and so i hit this water mox he's about five feet long big old fat thing i hit him uh i hit him with

the shell trying to cut him in half my shovel wasn't sharp so just got him really mad yeah he got really just i mean he got those those tick was tough too though

yeah and so he and i said he stopped and he looked at me i just he'll do that who's this guy with a

shovel and he coiled back i said oh yeah and so i jumped off the bank was about four feet deep i drowned

the bank side and he landed right there he tried to strike me

...