(1) Haugen, Montana

Alice Isn't Dead

Night Vale Presents

Thriller, Fiction, Nightvale, Horror, Josephfink, Welcometonightvale, Drama, Jasikanicole, Disparition, Aliceisntdead

4.6 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2017

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Bonus episode: Allow me to introduce myself.

Alice Isn't Dead returns with Part 2. New episodes every other Tuesday starting April 4.

Twitter Q&A with show creator Joseph Fink March 31: 11 am – @AlicePodcast, tag questions with #AliceIsntDead

Music & Production: Disparition, disparition.info. Written by Joseph Fink. Narrated by Roberta Colindrez. Logo by Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com. Part of the Night Vale Presents network.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:10.0	I don't believe we've met.
0:13.4	You'd know if you met me.
0:15.2	You wouldn't know for long, but it would be memorable.
0:19.6	So here we are on the border of Montana and Idaho.
0:23.0	This is a place you'd imagine existing in Montana, and you'd be right.
0:27.4	Is that because we're right about Montana or because Montana residents know what we're
0:31.4	thinking and are willing to capitalize on it?
0:35.8	History of this world is folks capitalizing on the hardship that's been handed to them
0:39.1	because they have to survive somehow and then being scolded or demonized for doing so.
0:45.4	See we didn't start this.
0:48.2	You've been doing this to yourself for a long time.
0:53.0	I followed Kisha here.
0:55.2	She doesn't know that.
0:57.0	Of course.
0:58.9	The claim to fame of this place is that they have 50,000 silver dollars stuck to their walls.
1:03.9	Except they say it's actually more than that now.
1:06.9	Even their claim to fame is confused and incorrect.
1:09.1	I love it.
1:10.7	I love confusion.
1:12.6	Confusion is where I live.
1:13.9	It's where I work.
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