You guys all know what we're celebrating on Sunday?

Easter.

Damn right.

The Minter of Top 10.

The Minter of Top 10.

Thought you heathens were going to say weed day.

Ten or more fun facts about the Easter Bunny.

If you think your kids are scared of sitting on the urine, soililed, stale cigarette-smelling lap of a man dressed in red from head to toe, who's going to magically fly around the globe and bring you presents all in the same night?

Then allow me to introduce to you a six-foot-tall bunny who brings treats to all the good little girls and

boys on Easter. Allow me to wade into religion. What does this have to do with Christianity?

Well, the Easter bunny, in a way, is derived from pagan roots and was thus incorporated into the

celebration of Easter separate from honoring the day Christ rose from the dead.

Of course. Because that makes perfect sense. And you're telling me this isn't all one big computer simulation.

Somebody give me a drink.

Seems a little bitter.

That makes sense.

Here's some quirky, delightful, and extra surprising facts about our floppy ear

friend, the Easter bunny there.

It's actually a kangaroo.

Do you guys know that Easter baskets mimic bird nests,

symbolizing spring, growth, and fertility?

That's why there's eggs in it.

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