So we are celebrating Weed Week all week here.

And I feel like the clues have been a little bit few and far between.

So I'm going to throw our listeners of bone here and tell you guys a few jokes here that by science, they are the best in the world.

The Minter from Top Ten.

The Minter of Top Ten!

The ten funniest jokes ever.

According to science.

Sure, leave it up to a nerd to tell us what's funny.

Obviously, they have the best sense of humor.

For example, who is the smartest pig?

Ein swine.

Or, what kind of magnetic imaging do pirates use?

M.R.g.

I.

And finally, what did the asteroid say when the reporter asked him a question?

No comet.

That's good stuff.

I'll tell you what, though, you get the 35th sexiest scientist alive.

That would be Rachel Armstrong from the University of Greenwich to tell me jokes all night long.

All fake laugh for days. Great. Googly-oogly.

All right.

Thank you, VD.

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