Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time.

Let's catch. Listen into this. This is the tape I found downstairs.

It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar with a group of my colleagues.

Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains.

I believe I have made a significant

find in the condarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled Nachiran de Monte, roughly translated Book of the Dead.

From the Naro Woods of Michigan, to the Sun Kiss skyline of LA.

We are Halloween!

You said I hope you understand when you read this letter that you're better off without me

Cus around me is stormy weather

Stormy weather, stormy weather, Stormy weather,

always surrounds me.

Happy

Happy Halloween, trick-a-treaters, dreamers, campers, suspects, and deadites.

I'm your host, Michael Maniac Ash Rothman, kicking back in my living room and ready to binge my favorite horror TV shows because we're talking

Horror TV on this show today

That's right. We're back on the nature trail within the woods and heading back to the cabin in a couple weeks to saw through all three seasons of Ash versus Evil Dead.

So, to stay on theme, to eventize as we do on our infotainment show here on the Halloweenies,

we're going to talk about TV and we're going to rattle off some other horror IP that deserves the series treatment.

Joining me near the boob tube are... IP that deserves the series treatment.

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