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The Harland Highway

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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0

I didn't think I'd be coming on here today talking about a manatee's a noose but here we are gang

0:05.5

They got them manatee's got to do their seaweed plops

0:09.3

So here we are you're going about your day you're doing your job everything was great and

0:14.3

now suddenly you're immersed in a conversation about manatee a noose it's not easy no one

0:21.4

said life was fair No one said life was fair. No one said life happens the way you want it.

0:26.7

You probably wanted to be watching, you're leafing through your Playboy magazines or watching

0:31.6

your Game of thrones.

0:34.0

Maybe sitting down to some cut Kentucky fried chicken,

0:36.8

but what'd you get?

0:37.7

You got a manatee a news.

0:39.4

Here we are talking about a big manatee poop hole.

0:43.0

You're riding down the Harland Highway.

0:47.0

All ride, hold tight on the Harland Highway.. Parliament Williams. Uh-huh. Oh yeah, well now, now, now, now, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n' now that's a right, that's right, that's right, I do guarantee way down here in the Cajun Bayou.

1:16.0

Lesson gentlemen, you on the Harley Highway Ponca right now. I do guarantee you're not on any other roadway, street, county line, corridor, cul-de-sac. You are on the only roadway that matter right now and I do guarantee that the

1:37.2

Holly Highway Punkare. Wow welcome one and all this is sort of another special show gang, holy

1:45.9

gladiator juice. I don't know if you folks like the Gladiator movies. I don't know if

1:51.4

you've been to Rome. I don't know if you've been to Rome. I don't know if you've been to the Coliseum, but you've got to

1:56.0

imagine you've got to acknowledge that when those gladiators got out there and they were swinging and chopping in that sweet Sicilian heat.

2:04.3

They were sweating and spraying and bleeding and pusing.

2:09.7

So you gotta, you gotta kind of hand it to me right out of the gate here on the highway that there was there's

2:15.7

gladiator juice all over the place in Rome and in the Coliseum where the gladiators fought, the gladiators fought tiger, the gladiator fought the lion,

2:27.2

oh the, the lien old lion with the claw, the retractable claw I mean think about it retractable like you

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