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Perfect Person

100: boyfriend sent a d*ckpic to a bot (w/ Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY 100th EPISODE!!!! Will returns for the 100th to celebrate the advice given along the way, and take classic PP calls about whether or not he is into you, as well as a boyfriend who cheated with a robot. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're a person.

0:24.3

I had an iced mache a latte and it sent me through the fucking roof this morning.

0:29.0

Happy 100 episodes everybody. We did it! 100 episodes of pure fucking gas!

0:40.0

And I'm obviously joined here by William Whitworth.

0:44.6

First guest on the show, now rounding out the hundred,

0:49.5

coming back on the show, second time back.

0:52.4

Obviously, Will's a staple of the community.

0:57.0

Will, welcome back.

0:58.0

What up?

1:00.0

That's right.

1:01.0

Will, how does it feel to be here on this hundredth episode?

1:04.0

Well, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling somewhat under-dressed because Myos sort of just went rogue and put a suit on me and makes me look like a, you know, a slob.

1:10.5

We already covered this in the in the cold open yeah the way I dress is sort of you know

1:16.2

is it's interesting it's almost it's so it's giving Silicon Valley slot like I

1:21.2

I don't care about clothes. Not that you don't care about clothes, but you don't care about being perceived.

1:28.0

Amen, brother. And by the way, yeah, the Machia Lata this morning, hot wreck for everyone out there.

1:34.4

I just have had so much coffee recently, and I thought I'd give Machia a try hot off of my trip from Japan.

1:40.2

I thought I'd have a nice mache a state side.

1:43.0

It did send me into a downward spiral about right before you walk.

1:47.8

Is that true?

1:48.8

It was sort of, it was a mid, it was a hurricane of spiral. It was up. It was down. I was like am I having a panic attack? No

1:56.5

Unless it just I found that it was just a lot more caffeine than I was really expecting it to be and it really sent me I don't

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