#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max.
0:04.8	Why are you not drinking Pepsi Max?
0:06.7	Bumbastic side-eye.
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0:30.5	This Sunday, we're live from the home of smart energy
0:32.8	use, three Acacia Drive, and Dave Devo
0:35.3	pecoms off to a flyer.
0:36.7	Bat's cooking next week's meals off.
0:38.8	Nice nutmeg.
0:39.8	And now the washing machines on, then straight into the hiding.
0:43.0	Thanks, please see for the home side.
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0:50.6	Now, we can enjoy the football.
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