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Lifeline

104. Don't Wanna

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today we talk about unsolicited parenting advice, a Snapchat love triangle, pestering pregnancy questions, and what advice would you give to the 25-your-old you? 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:27.1

hello hello Hello. Hello. Hello.

0:37.7

Hello.

0:39.2

Yeah.

0:43.2

Oh, that was going to be the biggest disaster, dude.

0:47.1

Keep this in.

0:47.8

This is going to be funny.

0:49.0

He almost tripped over a cycle.

0:50.7

A bicycle.

0:52.0

A bicycle.

0:52.9

I mean, this is like what that's doing there. Yeah,

0:55.8

it's, would only be there in an episode of Mr. Bean. Well, would honestly only be there,

1:00.4

he would put it there. There's a, yeah, that's true. I would never, would you ever put that there?

1:03.3

You know what's funny? What I thought is only he would trip on a bike, knock over all the cameras and lights. Yeah. But the truth is, the reason he would do that is because he'd put a bike there in the first place.

1:11.6

It's one of the huge reasons.

1:12.7

Yeah.

1:12.8

Yeah.

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