#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to Broken Sim. We're in it. We're in it to win it. And we are bang bang pow. Guess
0:17.4	who's back, Johnny? Guess who's back? Are you are you back? Fat Sam's back. For the
0:24.9	fat fat Sam is just eating like a pig. I'm trying not to. It's sorry with my time out in
0:31.9	Jersey. Just eating late night because I can't eat during the day because I'm running and
0:36.8	gutting trying to make the magic happen. What are we waiting? Oh, I haven't weighed myself
0:41.8	but fat Sam is back and I am not happy about it. I'm up to get back with Joel Staley
0:46.9	and two hundred plus. Yeah, I'm at two or four and I've gained weight. I'm not happy about
0:52.0	it. I want to get down to 180. And it's time to dedicate myself. Real quick. I want to
1:00.1	say something. October 23rd is Dana and I's 20 year anniversary of hanging out with you.
1:07.9	No, that might be some boost. No, I'm very thankful. She got mad me because I didn't celebrate
1:17.5	it. Wait, it already happened. It happened on the 23rd. The 23rd. Yeah, it's already. So
1:24.2	we already went. We went out to have you ever been to Buka? We look up Buka, the Buka
1:29.8	something like Buka de Bepo. Yeah, have you been there? Yeah, dude, one pasta dish could
1:35.7	feed all of Gaza. By the way, all you need is one giant pasta dish. Yeah, that's a very
1:40.6	popular place. It's great. It's great. And it's so funny, Johnny. And just like any Italian
1:46.1	makes the wall, all you have to be in some Italian in the industry, you make the wall.
1:50.8	I was just looking for some basham ass galco. But we went on that. We went out to eat with
1:56.2	my mom. You got to. We went to the one on Ventura. I thought you went to city walk for
2:02.5	a second. No, no city walk. Ventura. We went there. And we, we, Dana's mad, we didn't
2:08.8	celebrate our anniversary. Wait, oh, so you did not go there to celebrate the anniversary?
2:14.9	No, we went there to eat with my mom because we wanted to take my mom and my Aunt Vicki
2:19.1	out who are in town. Did she kind of think it was possibly for the anniversary? I don't
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