#109: Lady Heroin: What Are You Asking Me For? (Jesse, Joey @MadFlavor Diaz)

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🗓️ 1 April 2013

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz helps me introduce the first of my two interview about heroin use that I did from my hotel room in Vancouver. This one gives an overview of how heroin makes you feel and how much pull it can have on you. This kid managed to get out of it's grasp while he was still young. It's a good talk on being a "functional" dope fiend.

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0:00.0	And what really the gross part about it is it grows it sounds cleaner. It's no it's not even that clean
0:05.1	Well because you're sticking to your arm and it's like
0:07.6	First of all you got to find a vein
0:09.2	So I'm sitting there tapping away trying to find a fucking vein basically and most people after they've you know injected long enough
0:14.9	They basically collapse all the veins in their arms. Yeah
0:19.6	Hit it so many times of that needle that you bruised it and scarred it and damaged it that you can't even put it in your arm anymore
0:25.6	Whoa, yeah, so some people go for their feet
0:30.9	Oh
0:32.9	And there's people who can't even put them in your arms and they won't hurt you
0:40.9	I just can't say it, it's being like the vein
0:50.7	Yeah, just help with my intro
0:53.0	How are you? Welcome to Ari Shafir's Skeptic Tank
0:55.4	I'm Ari Shafir and my friend Joey Diaz is here with me
0:58.8	Yo, welcome to Ari Shafir's Skeptic Tank
1:02.3	Listen to it relax. What else are you gonna do for the next hour? You're fucking mook
1:06.0	I got I got a heroin addict. He just cleaned up. Okay. He's one of those 21 year old burnouts. Okay. How old is he now?
1:13.1	Now he's 21 from both like 17 to 20
1:18.4	He was like more than the streets. Yeah, like all the time and he got it together now. How long has he been clean for?
1:24.0	Uh, I think like a year good for him
1:26.8	He just got um, I got two guys in Vancouver when I was there this guy who sort of cleaned up and got out of early
1:32.0	And then another guy was like a 25-year like living on the streets guy. Okay
1:37.1	Um, they just talked about heroin mostly
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