#110: Klepto (@MatEdgar, Josh Martin, Ari Shaffir)

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🗓️ 15 April 2013

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Mat Edgar and I talked about our shoplifting days on a trip back from San Diego. We both had pasts as thieves and this was a nice way to fill half our drive home. I forgot about how much I used to steal when I was little. I don't know how I never got caught.

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0:00.0	We had all these DVDs like in our pants and our shirts and my buddy Manny was like good at like taking the sensor out
0:07.7	Like the magnet on the inside like this is after years of developing the art of stealing
0:12.3	But he got so good so like he had thought he'd taken all the
0:17.0	Magnets out I trusted him. Yeah, so we walked out the plan was we're gonna walk through the sensor thing alone
0:22.9	Right out the door in our car. We're leaving never looking back. Don't look back. Yeah as soon as we walked out
0:28.5	As soon as we didn't take one step out the alarm goes off. What'd you do? Well, I froze and
0:35.6	Manny was like, oh, what do you jack and just walked away?
0:38.9	Got away clean
0:58.0	Happening everybody. Welcome to Ari Shaffer's skeptic tank. I am the host and curator
1:04.3	Ari Shaffer
1:05.8	Also, I don't really know what the word curator means
1:10.0	So I am almost set from my move to New York. I
1:14.3	Just found out that my apartment building is probably being torn down
1:17.1	So I'm gonna have to get rid of everything really fast. I might have a Craigslist
1:22.0	Fucking do they do that? Can you have a what's the one we where you auction stuff off? There's a site for that
1:28.0	Not web md. It's definitely not web md
1:31.7	It's the one where you auction things and you bid on things bid.com. No, that's not it
1:38.4	It's not it at all. What's the one where you bid on shit? Why can I remember this? I've got to start
1:45.6	To start smoking less pot
1:48.9	eBay that's what it is. So maybe I'll have an eBay
1:53.4	Um
1:54.9	Yard sale or maybe I'll do it on Craigslist, but I gotta get rid of some shit my TV my Xbox as a bunch of shit
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