This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're of course a person. I'm perfect and you're of course a person to show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

I've been steaming my jeans. Put a steam in those jeans!

Because I kind of crinkled them up and I wanted to wear them and have everyone

look down at my thighs and say, yeah, that's nice.

Today, of course, is Bachelor episode number three?

You talking to me, Willis?

A fan favorite, of course, people have been loving the Bachelor

episodes and I have once again assembled an elite crew of Mystery Bachelors to have on the show.

I tried to bring L.A.'s best and brightest onto the show because I want my listeners and my callers to find love because

love is in the air it's of course the summer of chow and I want to make sure that everyone out there has as good of a love as I do.

Because I obviously found love and it's been sick as fuck.

I've got an awesome wife.

Thank you.

And of course if you can hear my voice,

it's a little bit raspy today,

but I don't want that to detract from your enjoyment of the episode.

So I'd like it if you just ignored it.

I'd like it if you ignored my RASB voice.

Um, well, whoa.

Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, it's about time to introduce some of our eligible delicious singles.

This week, a hot new bombshell enters the villa.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is of course Eric Strifler.

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