#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more.

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0:04.7	So has anyone got any protest ideas for saving the planet?
0:08.7	Yeah, what if we glued ourselves to things?
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0:34.6	Bojo, fancy some cheese and shabley downstairs, yeah?
0:40.4	No, get out of my office.
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1:00.0	Talk. Morning. Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
1:10.0	Welcome to Broken Simulation with Johnny Woodard, wearing it.
1:16.0	Hey buddy, how's it going man?
1:18.0	Going good, Johnny, I'm still wishing people happy new year.
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