0:00.0	Welcome to Pines with Aquinas, my name is Matt Fred.
0:03.0	If you could sit down over a pint of beer with Thomas Aquinas and ask him any one question, what would it be?
0:09.5	In today's episode we're going to ask Thomas why we should rejoice in the Lord always, what that even means, and how we are to do it.
0:16.5	Hey, good to have you back at Pines with Aquinas, the show where you and I pull up a bar stall next to the angelic doctor to discuss theology and philosophy.
0:34.5	Today as I said, we're going to be discussing rejoicing in the Lord, how to do it, when to do it, why to do it, what it even means, all that kind of stuff.
0:42.5	But before we do, a couple of things I want to say.
0:44.5	Number one, you've got a few more days to get your Pines with Aquinas shirt.
0:48.5	See, we're selling Pines with Aquinas t-shirts for both men and women and they are really beautiful.
0:54.5	Think of it this way, if you don't get this shirt, you won't be noticed by an attractive guy or girl, whatever.
0:59.5	And they won't ask you out, you want to get married, you'll die alone. You know, nobody wants that.
1:04.5	So in order to avoid dying alone, go and get a Pines with Aquinas t-shirt now.
1:09.5	We're also selling stickers and coffee mugs and tank tops.
1:13.5	Hey, you can work out with the big men on the front of you.
1:17.5	According to an unidentified survey, Pines with Aquinas t-shirts make people look anywhere between 237 and 254% more attractive than they otherwise would.
1:29.5	Now, I can't back that up. I'm just saying that's what I've heard again from an unidentified survey.
1:34.5	So go get yourself a t-shirt, would you? They're beautiful quality t-shirts. They're not cheap.
1:39.5	I actually buy them for myself. So I made sure that the quality was what I wanted. So they're super soft.
1:43.5	And you know, how sometimes you get those cheap t-shirts and the print is like plasticky. It's not like that. It's super beautiful.
1:50.5	You're going to love it and you're going to look bloody beautiful.
1:53.5	So I'll throw a link up in the show notes and I'm tweeting about it and Instagramming about it everywhere as well.
1:58.5	Pines with Aquinas t-shirts, the greatest thing since sliced bread.
2:02.5	We're going to have to change that soon because as everybody's becoming gluten free and paleo, that is not going to resonate anymore.
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