114 - Mall Rat Behavior! (We Went To Mall of America)

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Grab your Amex and PacSun Bucks, campers! We are talking all things Mall of America today! From nostalgic mall memories to trying every free sample in the food court, and getting sick on the indoor roller coaster, it’s a mall-themed adventure you won’t want to miss. Grab a pretzel and meet us by the fountain Sammich can drive us to the mall if your mom can pick us up. Disclaimer: The Camp Counselors Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. While we love sharing stories and opinions, we are not a real news outlet or authority on any subject. We encourage our listeners to have fun with us but always do their own research to verify any information shared on the show. Remember, this is all just good campfire fun! STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Go to uncommongoods.com/camp and get 15% off! This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ Potato Pro, “Alleged ‘potato Cartel’ Accused of Conspiring to Raise Price of Frozen French Fries, Tater Tots across the United States.” PotatoPro, 26 Nov. 2024. ➜ Jarah Wright. “Spiegelworld Could Open First Public Venues in Nipton by the End of 2025.” Channel 13 Las Vegas News KTNV, 17 Oct. 2024. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:07.5	Listen up, campers.
0:08.8	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.5	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
0:13.6	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya.
0:16.0	Weird news.
0:16.9	Hot gossip.
0:17.9	And scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.2	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.2	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.9	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.4	It is week 114 here at camp and boy, oh boy, do we have a special one for you today.
0:44.7	You're not going to believe where Jonathan and I went.
0:47.7	Well, you already know.
0:48.9	They're going to believe it.
0:49.6	They're like, but we believe what we've been waiting.
0:52.0	If you follow us on Instagram, you already got a little taste.
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